Ho, ho, ho! A merry mobbing to all of you from me, the mobbed.
“What are you doing for Christmas?”
“Me? Oh, I’m being real estate mobbed.”
With many a layer of sound board
the speakers disconnected
and the wireless shut down,
we’ll see if Santa comes round.
There’s a chill in the air
and the windows shut tight.
We’ll see if the harassers
let us sleep tonight.
We’ll see how we go. Ho, ho, ho!
Wishing you a Happy Chanukah, a Merry Christmas, a Good Kwanzaa, Winter Solstice, and a Happy New Year too.